MEET ALISTAIR
ALISTAIR- Snakeoil salesman- when anyone needs something, especially Lishy, they go to Alistair, although Alistair always seems to be in the window at just the right time. Alistair always then tries to sell them lots of things they don’t need when they call upon him. “You sure you couldn’t use a little lizard-skin soap? How about a rattle that sounds like a cow mooing?”
Likes:
- Typewriters
- Pineapples
- Bow ties
- House plants
- Brass instruments
Dislikes:
- Mud
- Nightmares
- Burnt toast
- Angry mobs
- Ski lifts